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My twin brother has been shot. Well I really dont want to discuss it with you. I think it was an Asian gang or something.

Web The Cable Guy Quotes 19 quotes more on this quote Oh my God. Sounds like heart break to me. I set em up you knock em down.

Web Larry the Cable Guy I was madder than a Keebler elf getting demoted to fudge-packer. Web For Steven Kovacs The Price Of CableJust Went Up. Web You know the problem with real life is theres no danger music.

Theres No Such Thing as Free Cable. Web The Cable Guy. Could you just install my cable please.

What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow. Its more like a jar of jalapenos. Oh by the way you might wanna put on a bathing suit cause youll be channel surfing in no time.

You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane in a little rockumentary. Web The Cable Guy. Sounds like heart break to me.

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I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. No sweat off my sac. Web The Cable Guy So what are you trying to say Matthew Broderick I dont want to be your friend Matthew Broderick Youre right.

You may remember his boss Larry Tate from a little show called Bewitched. Soon every American home will integrate their television phone and. Web Anyway the cable company has just fired somebody six months ago named Darrin Stephens.

Thats incredibly insightful Jim Carrey I. Web I mean people take themselves way too seriously sometimes Larry the Cable Guy I disagree with a lot of things but hey what a person does is between them and their. Larry the Cable Guy I was madder than a pervert with palsy trying to open up a condom.

I got her back for you. You seem to prefer the latter. Im gonna go get dressed.

The future is now. Begins humming Chip Douglas. Im gonna go get dressed.

Could you just install my cable please. I juiced her up.

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